Monday, June 23, 2014

Literary Loglines


  1. A dude is mad at a whale.
  2. A guy's mother dies, so he kills a guy but doesn't feel anything.
  3. An old guy goes crazy, and everybody's mean to him.
  4. Jewish Irish guy has a weird day then gets laid.
  5. Guy gets really confused 'cause his plane got shot up. 
  6. A French dude has a crush on his neighbor, so they do all sorts of pervy shit.
  7. A bunch of people drive a dead lady cross-country, but they can't get their stories straight.
  8. A dude joins up with some scalp hunters who proceed to be horrible.
  9. A guy should not have taken so many drugs in Las Vegas.
  10. Some poor people take a road trip.
  11. A lady gets mad at her gay husband and his weird family.
  12. Everybody goes crazy from drugs and pleasure, but some of them are really good at tennis.
  13. A guy shoots drugs and talks crazy conspiracy stuff, inadvertently inspires worst band.
  14. Strong-handed Swede kills a monster, his mother, and a dragon, calls it a day.

A. Infinite Jest
B. As I Lay Dying
C. Moby Dick
D. Beowulf
E. King Lear
F. Catch 22
G. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
H. Naked Lunch
I. Blood Meridian
J. The Stranger
K. The Grapes of Wrath
L. Ulysses
M. The Story of the Eye
N. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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